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Alright, I know no one will read this, because I am not an artist, yet. I have a group of voice actors and writers ready to make and animation. Recording can be done ASAP, but we require an animator of talent. I can draw, but not to standards I am proud of, nor do I have any ability to wield Flash. That being said, my organization, Bastardly Dastardly Syndicate is looking for a flash animator or two to join our ranks. We are just starting out, so there is no pressure, but there are a few requirements. Applicants have to 1) own Adobe Flash or know a guy whose uncle can get it for them 2) have a unique drawing style that can be drawn quickly and still retain a moderately high level of quality 3) while not required, applicants should have a few flashes under their belt. Artists are welcome to apply but must supply their own work. If anyone actually cares, I have character sketches if they need it.

To finish, if you would like to apply, send your NG Username, a sample of your work, and contact info here. If you know someone with talent who isn't on the portal, bring him into the community. Shmuck. Animators should provide some of their work, be it a movie they had drawn or simply animated for another artist. If that is the case (artist/animator team) send me the info for both of you. Artists apply as well and send me a link to your stuff as well.

*Note* No anime style or clones. I want this to have a unique feel to it. I have high expectations, but there is always room for improvement. +10 pts if you live near NYC!

Oh, and one more thing.

But all are welcome.

Well, here's to another year of flash animation wasting everyones time. But come on now, who in their right mind wounldn't be here?

Parents. Republicans. Pretty sure the FCC hates us.

Merry New Year's everybody!

teh intarwebs is cruel and lonely, and my cupcakes are gone. :(

well i finally started to write scripts :D. suckish thing is, i wrote only ep 1+2. I have along ways to go. Can anyone help me with script writing, because my brother is not a very valuable resource.

after three weeks of silence, i am ready to seriously piss people off! a new reighn of terror has begun. And the attackers are, polar bears??

well, the song forever gamer inspired me soooooooooooo much, i made a pic of phil, the forever gamer of crackmen. if you see this, SkyMarshal, plz post what you think. and if anyone es wonderin, phil is playing Team Fortress 2 on the Orange Box, played as a Scout, and was killed by a Demoman. This is an awesome game, so I decided it belonged with an awesome song.

i managed to put 2 AND TWO TOGETHER TO REALIZE THAT THE LACK OF COMMENTS WAS IN DIRECT RELATION TO MY CRAPPY DRAWINGS! WELL THIS SHOULD FEED THE BEAST IN YOU, ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK SO REPECT THE POUCH. MAN, I SHOULD GET PAYED TO SAY ALL OF THESE TRADEMARKED SLOGANS. sorry for the caps, i didn't notice and im not sayin it again. this was inspired by andrew pants song, Celtic Techno Burrito. check it at songstowearpantsto.com!

well, noone saw my last post, so i dont expect anyone to see this one. i think the cartman pic sucked. so i made a new stan pic. marvel at the sight of (duh, duh, duh, duuuuuh) bulky stan!!!!! :D yeah, i know it's not the best, im not the swain!!

im a little bored as of now because i haven't bought the flash yet. so i decided to do some request pictures and post them here for the few people to see. until then a-here's Cartman.

All right, so there's this cartoon website called homestarrunner, okay. AS of now, they are releasing video games for the wii in 3D. How cool is that? I will literally waste all my wii points on it

Status of flash= getting the bugs out and casting people.
also gotta work on the drawings. some of the (little) reviews i get are kinda (very) harsh